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Chapter 216 - Side Story: Epic Karaokes Of History

POV Rio

It was time for another year of karaoke.

Rio: "Okay its now time for the yearly Karaoke. Who wants to go first?"

Tempest: "I will if that is okay."

Rio: "No problem. Go ahead. I am interested in what song you will sing?"

Tempest: "It's called Call Me Broken."

(AN: Play METALBRONY | Call Me Broken - Celica Soldream | Tempest Shadow Animation by ‪@DashaMoone_Cetha‬ on YouTube for the music. I don't think an instrumental version exists, but maybe there is. )

Tempest: "Abandoned, I walk this path all alone

Deep in the storm through thunder and raindrops

You ran away from me, I'm so sick of it

This is the last time you will ever hurt me

I won't look back, I don't need you anymore

Cut with fake smiles and all the empty lies

I need no one, I've built myself strong

This means goodbye, but not before I say

THANK YOU for leaving me behind

THANKS for your friend-shit

THANK YOU for all the pain, all the shame you gave me instead of (love)

THANK YOU for open up my eyes

THANK YOU, for nothing

THANK YOU for finally showing me who you really are"

Instrumental

Tempest: "Did you forget, when I ran the risk for you

And still is not enough, don't expect my forgiveness

I won't look back, I don't need you anymore

Cut the fake smiles and all the empty lies

I need no one, I've built myself strong

This means goodbye, but not before I say

THANK YOU for leaving me behind

THANKS for your friend-shit

THANK YOU for all the pain, all the shame you gave me instead of (love)

THANK YOU for open up my eyes

THANK YOU for nothing

THANK YOU for finally showing me who you really are

You call me broken, but I'm not the monster here (not the monster here)

Arisen in lightning, I'll strike your vanity and your lack of loyaltyyyyyyyyyyyy

THANK YOU for leaving me behind

THANKS for your friend-shit

THANK YOU for all the pain, all the shame you gave me instead of (love)

THANK YOU for open up my eyes

THANK YOU for nothing

THANK YOU for finally showing me who you really are"

Tempest: "You call me broken!"

Backup Vocals: "You call me broken!"

Tempest: "But I'm not the monster here."

Backup Vocals: "But I'm not the monster here."

Tempest: "Arisen in lightning!"

Backup Vocals: "I am the Lightning!"

Tempest: "I'll strike your vanity and your lack of loyalty."

We all pause for a minute before we applaud.

Rio: "That was quite the impressive performance."

Tempest: "Thanks. I heard the song, and it just spoke to me. It felt like I had to get those memories off my chest."

Rio: "Glad to hear it. Now who's next?"

The next person to come up is Sunset Shimmer. I ask her if the next song was going to be emotional but she says it isn't.

Sunset: "I discovered this song a while back and thought of how accurate it is. It's called You're Welcome."

I was confused for a moment as that statement didn't make sense. I was even more confused when she used a transformation spell to look like Celestia.

(AN: Play Princess Celestia Sings "You're Welcome" from Disney's Moana on YouTube for the song. )

Sunset: "Okay Okay

I see what's happening here

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's adorable!

Well, it's nice to see that ponies never change

Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes, it's really me, Celestia breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the wings, the horn!

When you're staring at an alicorn

What can I say except you're welcome

For the tides, the sun, the sky

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome

I'm just the one who rules all pony kind

Hey! Who is the one to bring you the daytime

With bright and warm sunshine

This mare!

Who protects her ponies From dangerous magical-type threats

You wanna make a bet?

Oh, also I defeated Discord

You're welcome!

To end the chaos and set things right

Also I stopped Sombra's plans

You're welcome!

So ponies can live happy and free

So what can I say except you're welcome

For ruling with a gentle grace

There's no need to pray, it's okay

You're welcome!

Ha, I guess it's just my rightful place

You're welcome!

You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it

My ponies, honestly I can go on and on

I can explain every natural phenomenon

The tide, the grass, the ground, Oh That was Cele just messing around

I started the trend of wings and a horn

Now when I want I can make alicorns

What's the lesson

What is the take-away

Don't question my logic or take my cake away

And the tapestry here on the wall

Shows me standing up regal and tall

Look where I've been I make everything happen

Look at that crowd of ponies just stompin' and clappin'

Hey x7

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome

For the wonderful world you know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it, I'm quite a show

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome

'Cause I'm gonna raise that sun

The night's gone away, away

You're welcome!

A brand new day has begun

You're welcome!

You're welcome!"

I try to hold it in but I can't help myself and I start laughing with everyone else joining in as well.

Rio: "Okay, okay, that song is probably not accurate. At least, I hope so. The Cake comment is probably accurate. But everyone, please give your thanks to Sunset Shimmer for such a nice song."

Applause

Sunset made a bow and then transformed back into her normal form. The next being to go up to the stage was Monika. I was curious what song she was going to sing.

Monika: "I had a tough time deciding what song to sing. I was going to sing Just Monika, then I thought of singing Your Reality. But in the end, I decided on this song as it spoke to my soul. It's called Imperfection."

(AN: Play 4everfreebrony - Imperfection (Original by ‪@BlueBrony‬) on YouTube. I couldn't find an Instrumental. )

Monika: "

Rewrite my program, reset my brain

I think there's something wrong with what... I think

Alone I wander, through wasteland scene

But still I find my mind Won't let me be

I am imperfection

I know I am flawed

Can somebody help me find

What I lost before

I am limitation

I know I can't exceed

Is there any hope for

A heart that cannot be

I fought, I fought, I fought for a future

Where my life meant something real

I thought, I thought, I thought if I tried Hard enough, I could find my own will

But circuitry keeps me from changing my function

A glitch in the system is all I have for it

Why would my maker make me aware of the Flaw I can't change

I am imperfection

I know that I am flawed

Can somebody help me find

What I lost before

I am imitation

I know I can't exceed

Is there any hope for

A heart that cannot be..."

It seemed that the song was very emotional for Monika as she was crying by the end of the song. I clap, and everyone does the same. I can tell some people have teared up from the performance as well. I hug Monika and thank her for the performance. Then I get up on the stage.

Rio: "That was quite the emotional performance, so how about I sing us a more of an upbeat song."

Lucario: "As long as it isn't one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune."

I pause at that and think for a moment before shrugging.

Rio: "Maybe, but everyone is encouraged to join in."

(AN: Play Canadian Horse Pirates - BronyCAN 2015 [♫ The Last Saskatchewan Pirate ♫] on YouTube. You can find some Instrumental versions, but the ones I found were not very high quality. )

Rio: "

I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine

I had a little stretch of land along the CP line

But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there

And the bankers came and took my land and told me, 'Fair is fair'

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always 'no'

'Hire you now?' they'd always laugh, 'We just let 20 go' Hah Hah

The government, they promised me a measly little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum

Then I thought, 'Who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?'

I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan

'Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey, farmers bar yer doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores"

I transform the stage into a sail ship with a pirate flag.

Rio: "

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large

But just the other day, I found an unprotected barge

I snuck up right behind them, and they were none the wiser

I rammed their ship and sank it, and I stole their fertilizer

A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river

Farmers cross in so much fear, their stomachs are a-quiver

'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay

I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold, and sail off with their haaaaaaaaay

'Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey, farmers bar yer doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores"

Chrysalis and Lucario appear on stage in pirate outfits, and I see several others join in as well.

Rio: "

Well, Mountie Bob, he chased me, he was always at my throat

He'd follow on the shoreline, but he didn't own a boat

But cutbacks were a-coming and the Mountie lost his job

So now he's sailing with me, and we call him Salty Bob

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company

I never pay my income tax, and screw the GST (screw it!)

Sailing down to Saskatoon, I'm the terror of the sea

If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me

'Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey, farmers bar yer doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

At this point, everyone was wearing a pirate outfit, and the stage started moving. We started sailing the ship through the palace. I even saw my mother joining in.

Rio: "

Well, pirate life's appealing, but you just don't find it here

I've heard that in North Alberta, there's a band of buccaneers

They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay

And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way

Well, winter is a-comin' and a chill is in the breeze

My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze

I'll be back in springtime, but now I have to go

I hear there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico

'Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey, farmers bar yer doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

(Music Stops For A Moment): It's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

(Music Starts Again):

'Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey, farmers bar yer doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shoressssssss

Har Har Har Eh."

Once we stopped singing, I saw we had ended up in the staff quarters in the palace, and the staff just started clapping. We all did a bow. I started driving the boat back to the entertainment room. We were laughing all the way home.

'Now, this was a fun day.'

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Authors Note:

Well, that was a fun one. Now, the next chapter will be Gacha, so see you then. Also the Curse words were not hear by those that were underage. Until then, Ciao.

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