121 Yu Dashi completely lost his dignityAt the gate of Wuhun City, Yu Dashi woke up and wanted to rub his eyes, but as soon as his hand touched his face, boundless pain swept over him. He wanted to scream in pain, but when he opened his mouth, it involved his wound, and another wave of severe pain came.
Unable to scream in pain, Yu Dashi came up with an idea. He raised his hand and bit his finger.
After the pain was relieved, Yu Dashi looked at the tall walls of Wuhun City with bloodshot eyes and an extremely ferocious expression. He shouted: As long as I, Yu Dashi, have one breath left, I will definitely destroy Wuhun Palace at all costs.
But before he could utter a word, he felt another sharp pain.
Gurgle~ Gurgle~
His stomach made a sound and Yu Dashi remembered that he had come to the Spirit Hall overnight for Xiao San and went to see Bibi Dong without even drinking a sip of water. He had been unconscious for so long and was now hungry and thirsty.
He wanted to take out some food from the soul guide to satisfy his hunger, but he found nothing after searching all over his body.
Damn it, it must have been lost in Wuhun City. It contained my theory of invincibility and my life savings, both of which are priceless treasures, and they are gone just like that.
Thirsty and hungry, Yu Dashi walked back to Wuhun City to see if he could find something to eat, but he didn't expect the gatekeeper to stop him and scold him, "Pig-headed Dashi, His Royal Highness the Holy Son has ordered that Wuhun City does not welcome you, get out of here now."
Yu Dashi felt like his lungs were about to explode. Since when did a mere goalkeeper dare to speak to him like that? But he still tried to be humble and hesitant in an attempt to compromise.
But unexpectedly, the goalkeeper kicked Yu Dashi away with one kick, "Get out of here quickly, otherwise this won't be just a one-kick thing."
Yu Dashi spat out a mouthful of sour water and climbed up with difficulty.
The goalkeeper's insignificant kick made Yu Dashi feel like his body was about to fall apart.
Wuhun City, this dirty and evil place, is indeed full of barbarians. In the future, Yu Dashi must obey the will of heaven and lead the Shrek Seven Devils to destroy this evil place.
Another gurgling sound was heard, and Yu Dashi touched his stomach, thinking: He rode at full speed for twenty days to get to Wuhun City, but it would take another ten days for the Tiandou Empire's team to arrive. He couldn't stand ten days without food or water.
Yu Dashi looked at the sky and thought with great sadness, am I, Yu Dashi, who has been so wise all my life, going to starve to death in a place like this today?
No, absolutely not. I, Yu Dashi, am the teacher of Tang San, the number one genius in the continent. How can I, the man who will stand at the top of the world and be looked up to by everyone, starve to death in a place like this?
So Yu Dashi walked around Wuhun City. Finally, his hard work paid off. The heavens were opened by Yu Dashi's efforts and discovered - a dog hole.
The Wuhun City, which is 10,000 meters long and wide, is surrounded by walls on all four sides, but there is only one dog hole in the four walls for small animals to pass through, making Wuhun City more lively. Yu Dashi was able to find this, so what else could this be but God's eyes.
But Master Yu hesitated again. A master of martial soul theory actually wanted to crawl through a dog hole like a dog. Wasn't this an insult to him?
But when he thought of Tang San, his proudest disciple, the man who would lead him to the top in the future, he thought about it and decided to endure it. A real man can bend and stretch, so a mere dog hole is nothing.
He knelt down and crawled towards the dog hole. The space in the dog hole was extremely narrow, and there were some extremely disgusting things in it. Yu Dashi almost vomited, and he almost got stuck in it several times.
In order to pass, Yu Dashi also summoned Luo Sanpao to push from behind.
Finally, after a difficult crawl, Yu Xiaogang found the exit. Just as he was about to stick his head out, a stream of golden liquid poured down.
At the door of the dog hole, a three-year-old child pulled up his pants and was about to pull them up, but a human head popped out of the dog hole, scaring the child.
Yu Dashi crawled out of the dog hole, wiped the golden liquid off his head, and smelled a strong fishy smell. Then he saw the child in front of him who had not yet pulled up his pants, and he understood everything in an instant.
His fists were clenched, his whole body was shaking with anger, and his bloodshot eyes were fixed on the child below.
Bibi Dong bullied him, her bastard son bullied him, the Spirit Hall's guards bullied him, the mere gatekeepers bullied him, and now a little kid dared to bully him.
"Little devil, you dare to pee on my head, you are looking for death!!"
The child was so frightened when he saw Yu Dashi's bloodshot eyes that he sat on the ground and burst into tears.
Yu Xiaogang was stunned.
You peed on my head and still dared to cry. It turns out that the spirit masters of the Spirit Hall are all unreasonable guys. I, Master Yu, can't beat those people, so can't I beat a little kid like you?
He raised his hand, just about to slap the kid to death.
At this time, the child's parent came over and saw Yu Dashi was about to slap his beloved son. He became furious, rushed over, picked up his son, and kicked Yu Xiaogang away.
I quickly coaxed her: "Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry."
Then he turned around and looked at Yu Dashi, who was spitting blood, and shouted angrily: "Do you want to die? How dare you hit my son!!"
Yu Dashi covered her left chest and roared: "Your son actually peed on my head, is it wrong for me to hit him?!"
The two roars attracted some people in Wuhun City.
Yu Dashi's words sobered the child's father up a little, and he asked his crying son, "Xiaotian, how could you pee on someone else's head? Didn't I tell you to pee in the dog hole?"
Yu Dashi reacted when he heard the words "dog hole" and was about to run away when the child's tender cry came, "I was in the dog hole. I took a shit over there. I didn't know. I didn't know that uncle would suddenly come out."
Hearing this, the child's father was stunned, and everyone in the audience was stunned. The expression on Yu Dashi's face was as if his mother had died.
Wow!!
The whole audience was in an uproar. Yu Dashi wanted to argue, but which one would be more believable, the words of a three-year-old child or an old man?
In addition, the foul smell emanating from Yu Xiaogang further proved that he had drilled a dog hole.
The child's father's eyes changed from fury to disdain, and he sneered: "I didn't expect that a good person would not do this, but act like a dog and walk through a dog hole."
Yu Dashi argued: "I didn't!!"
But the effect is minimal.
At this time, the child's father said murderously: "Since you didn't go through the dog hole, it's not my child's fault that he peed on your head. A six-foot-tall man actually made my child, who is less than three years old, pee on his head? You really want to slap my baby son, but a mere Soul Master dares to slap my son. How do you want to die?"
Yu Dashi felt the murderous aura and was frightened. He kept begging for mercy and trying to explain the misunderstanding.
More and more people gathered around, wanting to watch the show.
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However, the child's father changed the subject and said jokingly: "But if you admit that you are a dog and you crawled through a dog hole, then I will forgive you for wanting to hit my son. After all, I am a human being. How can I be on the same level as a dog?"
"you!"
Yu Dashi's eyes were red with anger, but he didn't dare to say anything.
At this time, three people came over, holding Flowing Shadow Stones. They were staff from the newspaper and news agencies of Wuhun City. With such big news, how could they not be present?
The child's father picked up a knife and said calmly: "Well, have you thought it over? If you choose to refuse, then I will cut off the most important thing in your life as a man to make amends to my son."
Yu Dashi pointed at the other person with a trembling finger and said, "You, how can you be so cruel as a scorpion."
"My heart is like a scorpion?"
When the child's father heard this, he became furious. He threw the knife in his hand and slashed it across Yu Dashi's crotch, almost injuring Yu Dashi's testicles.
"This is my son! My sweetheart! How dare you say that I have a poisonous heart! You, a level 30 soul master, slapped my son. What if something goes wrong? Choose for me quickly, or I will choose for you next time!"
Yu Dashi clenched his hands so tightly that blood flowed from his palms due to the excessive force, but Yu Dashi felt nothing because the pain he suffered in his dignity was far greater than the pain he suffered physically.
In order to protect the most important thing for a man, Yu Dashi finally said: "I am a dog, not a human. Your son peed on my head because I dug a dog hole. It's all my fault."
After saying this, Yu Dashi seemed to have lost all his strength and sat down on the ground.
But the child's father said, "I can't hear you, speak louder."
Hearing this, Yu Dashi was so angry that he spat out blood and covered his chest.
But no matter how angry he was, he still said it again: "I am a dog, not a human. Your son peed on my head because I crawled into a dog hole. It's all my fault!"
"Good!" Everyone watching applauded.
The eyes of several people from newspapers and news agencies lit up. This was big news, and they had already thought of the headlines.
Shocked! Someone in Wuhun City was found hiding from the main gate and crawling through a dog hole. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?
Afterwards, a healing soul master restored Yu Dashi's face to its original state. After taking a picture of Yu Dashi's face and watching the video, all the onlookers left with satisfaction.
The father holding the child nodded and said, "Since you are a dog, I will not bother with your crime against my son. After all, how can a great spirit master bother with a dog?"
"Son, am I right?"
The little boy smiled and nodded.
There was another round of laughter, and everyone who came here from Wuhun City was laughing wildly.
Yu Dashi looked at this scene, spat out blood again, and fainted.
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