"Hello there viewers...Angel Bluebell here again...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyways viewers, we will now move be moving on to the next chapter...Which is currently still taking place in the Fate Stay Night canon anime timeline..So then viewers, I think that you will find that this very same upcoming chapter will wind up having quite a bit in store for all of you...A lot of comedy so too speak...because after all viewers...'We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes. With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!....Yes viewers, that kind of funny comedy...So viewers, as usual before every new chapter section...before I proceed forward with this current upcoming chapter viewers...a required and much needed chapter recap of the previous chapter, is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed*"
Date: April 21, 2017
Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the currently still ongoing fight at hand. Well, this was least the case for the current moment. But, that was soon about to change. But as with regard to the current fight and situation at hand...
"So Kiria, is that more then enough of a statement? Or would you like us to show you more clear and obvious evidential facts, as to why neither you, or the other two of your Three Stooges group. And why you never stood even a single iota of a chance against us? Because to be frankly honest, you would do better in fighting your way out of a standard brown paper bag then you would ever of standing a chance against us!...And while we're on the subject of people fighting for the wrong reasons so too speak...So Jack Dork...how about that half a million dollar a year income that you said that you sued to have?...You know, right before you decided to most likely verbally threaten your now ex-girlfriend?...Oh I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?...You know Jackie Boy, what did you honestly think was going to happen?...You threatened a woman...I mean how much more of an example do you want to show how much of an extremely hated individual you are...I mean, you are currently, and without a doubt, the second most hated person at the current moment...With the only other being Johnny Somali...and speaking of which...Johnny, how goes that crash out of yours?...I know, it hurts to have karma finally catch up with you doesn't it?...But again, like Jack Dork, what did you think was going to happen?...Oh, and I have also received word about a man by the name of Wolfie Kahletti...Or as he is more appropriately called, 'that idiot who contaminated a bunch of produce and prepared products at a Mesa, Arizona Walmart'...Because, in the words of PewDiePie...it was because...'it's just a prank bro'...I mean, are you serious?...Or in the words of Ray Narvaez Jr....'Are You For Real?!'...I mean, he has also been charged for a multitude of several other of his crimes that he had committed before his Walmart bug spray poisoning 'prank'...Notice though how I put the quotations on the word prank...And that is because there is absolutely nothing funny, about putting other peoples lives, health, safety, and their overall well being at risk...Oh, and I also know that he has been falsely imprisoning people in stores...which is a severe crime by the way...And that isn't even including the fact that he is also being charged with obstructing a business...I mean when you use a bike lock, to tie around the door handles of a stores front double doors...that is classified as false imprisonment...And also...*I proceed to say this, only for someone else, to then proceed to walk into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to speak up.*"
"Uh sis?...You're doing it again...*Wedding Peach proceeds to come into the frame of shot as she proceeds to say this to me. Which is while an all too familiar, and also somewhat concerned expression, is also present on her face*"
"Oh...r-right sis...my bad...I really need to stop doing that...*I now proceed to say this, while I also proceed to put my free right hand behind my head, and while I am once again shown sheepishly smiling, with a sweatdrop also then becoming present, on one side of my face*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner as I attempted to do my usual end of chapter fourth wall break. The only trouble was that just before I had finished it. Someone like in the previous chapter, now once again proceeded to interject. Which not surprisingly and just like the last time, had now caused one of my eyes, to once again start visibly twitching*"
"Bluebell! Don't even think about it!...*Misaka now proceeds to say this, while also coming into the frame of shot. Which is also while electricity is already proceeding to quite visibly spark, through the bangs of her hair*"
"R-right...m-my mistake Misaka...My bad...I will continue the chapter then...Well viewers...Misaka still scares the absolute living daylights out of me...I mean, it is like I am sometimes walking on broken pieces of glass...Or in other words viewers...like John McClane did in the original DieHard...But anyway viewers, as per Misaka's request...lets now get back to the chapter at hand, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
Okay, so just after I had finished my fourth wall break moment. This was then swiftly followed, by the sudden appearance of an all too familiar wave of quickly onrushing white light. Which, like all of the other times, wound up temporarily blinding all of us.
And like all of the other times before, once the light had died down completely, I then proceeded to look around at my surroundings. And it was then that I realized, that I was currently standing near what was appeared to be a traditional looking Japanese Shrine. And upon this realization...
"Well, I guess I am back in Japan again...Only thing is, that I seem to sense a bit of a magical aura nearby..." I thought to myself. Which just after I had had this thought, I then proceeded like I had done all of the previous times, to look around and behind me, in order to see which of my allies were still present.
And unfortunately, the only people that were still there with me this time, were Keiko, Misaka, Sakura, Zachary, and Wedding Peach. While Eternal Sailor Moon at the current moment, was nowhere to be found. And neither were the rest of our allies.
But then...
"Hey you! State your intentions!" A very strong sounding female voice proceeded to call out from just in front of me. Which was then followed by me then proceeding to look slightly up and in front of me. And as for who I was greeted by? Well it was someone that I had never expected to run into. As this particular female, appeared to have the appearance of a young girl in her early-mid teens, with a slender and petite physique, soft skin, and green eyes. She had finely textured blonde hair that seemed as though it had been sprinkled with gold dust. And her face seemed to show some signs of naivety and a display of elegance.
And it was only then, that I realized who she was, and that this had now further complicated things more then they had already been. And as for this female? Well she was currently holding a very heavy looking sword a bit of a way away from my throat. But, having known who she was, and what she was capable of, I still felt uneasy despite this being the case.
"Well your majesty...I don't mean you or your master any sort of harm...I mean who would try to against the one and only Artoria Pendragon...Or should I address you as your other name...Saber?...And with that viewers...let me now welcome you all to the Fate Stay Night anime timeline...And yes viewers, you won't want to miss this upcoming series of chapters...So viewers, with this in mind, see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is now done. We will now proceed right into the current chapter.
Date: February 11, 2004
Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. Which at the current moment was, well you see, about that...
"What do you know about Shirou?" Saber now proceeded to ask me, as she also proceeded to question me further. Which she was doing, in order to determine whether we were a threat to her and her master Shirou Emiya, or not.
And thankfully...
"Hey Keiko? What do you say that we show our best 'elegance'..." I proceeded to say. Only just like every other time, someone then proceeded to cut me off mid sentence. And like just all of the previous times. One of my eyes, had now started to visibly twitch again.
And as for who had interrupted me? Well about that...
"Bluebell! Don't say another word of that irritating riddle you were about to try and say!" The all too familiar sounding voice of Li Showron proceeded to call out to me. Which he had proceeded to say, and quite predictably I might add, with a large amount of annoyed irritation present in his tone of voice.
And as for me, well about that...
"Okay, seriously Li?! Did you take lessons of stealth from Captain Price?! Because the second that I said the evident emphasis on the word elegance, you just seemed to materialize! And yes viewers, that was an indirect reference yet again to the Call Of Duty franchise...More specifically, the Campaign in Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3...or COD MW3...for those of you who know of the more well known title abbreviation that it tends to go by...And further more...*I proceed to say this, only for someone else other then Li this time, to then proceed to cut me off mid sentence. But this time, my eye had not proceeded to twitch like all of the other times that something like this had happened. Which was actually due in a very large part, to who it was, that had decided to interject so too speak, in place of Li.*
"Li, good to see that you're alright," Sakura proceeded to say to Li, with a mix of both relief and concern in her current tone.
"Yes Li, glad that you're okay...I mean after all viewers...it's not like he suddenly went off and joined the choir invisible...and yes viewers...that was a quote from the one and only dead parrot sketch, from the one and only Monty Python's Flying Circus...and take it from me viewers, you really should go and give it a watch sometime...quite the good laugh if I do say so myself...But anyway viewers, let us now get back to the chapter at hand shall we?" I proceeded to say, and then think to myself.
Which as usual during me having this exact same thought, I had briefly turned my attention along with my eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of me, in order to briefly address the viewers.
And as for my so called riddle ridden statement. Which thanks to Li, had been cut off midway through. But the good news was...
"Right Bluebell...Urd?...Would you be at all kind to join us?...There is someone here that I think you, Belldandy, and Skuld should meet," Keiko now proceeded to suddenly say out of seemingly nowhere.
But, this did in fact seem to do the trick. As almost immediately after Keiko had finished her statement. An all too familiar light quickly formed a circle on the ground near us. Which was also followed by one of the mirrors inside of the Japanese Shrine to start glowing. And at the exact same time as both of these things. The water in the nearby Koi Pond, proceeded to suddenly shoot violently upwards. And sure enough...
"Hello there again everyone, did you miss us?" The all too familiar, and still very seductive voice of Urd had now proceeded to speak up in response to Keiko and everyone else with.
And strangely, though not surprisingly...
"Well Urd, that would depend on whether or not they still found your inherent gaslighting to be enough of a nuisance or not," the all too familiar and somewhat childish sounding voice of Skuld proceeded to speak up to Urd with.
And as for Urd? Well about that...
"That's pretty bold coming from someone who can be mistaken for a young child," Urd then proceeded to say back to Skuld in response. And she had said, well what else, but in her all too familiar gaslighting tone.
And sure enough, but yet strangely...
"Urd, that's enough..." The all too familiar, and yet also quite kind and gentle sounding voice of Belldandy proceeded to speak up with back to Urd in response.
And as for a way for me to help speed things along so too speak...
"Urd, tell me something. Do you know of the Legend Of King Arthur, and The Knights Of The Round Table?" I proceeded to ask Urd.
Which not surprisingly, this had then caused Urd to immediately perk up.
"Yes, he was a legendary king, who was the king of Camelot. What of it?" Urd proceeded to say and ask back to me in response.
"Well Urd, 'he' as you just so put, is standing right here with us at this very moment," I said, as I also proceeded to hint at the clear and obvious fact, that Saber was the one and only King Arthur.
But not surprisingly, and yet also quite strangely...
"So he's behind the blond haired girl that you're currently pointing out?" Skuld now proceeded to interject into the current conversation. Which she had done, in order to try and understand what exactly I meant by my statement.
And as for me...
"No Skuld, he isn't. And yes viewers, that was an indirect reference, to the one and only 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'...But anyway back to the story...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to do yet another fourth wall break. To which I then proceed to smile briefly with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And as for the now and suddenly realization...
"Wait a sec, so this blond hair girl is the legendary King Arthur?!" Li now proceeded to shout out with quite a bit of surprise to his current tone.
And as for me, as one of my eyes, had now once again proceeded to visibly start twitching again...
"Yes Li, she is...Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter...But don't worry viewers, because like all the other times...We will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, with this currently still very fresh on all of your minds, see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"