"Woman" Harry cut her off "one more damn question and I will find the heaviest book in this damn house and slam it against your throat. Now close your eyes, take a breath and shut your mouth. I have a headache and your damn rapid fire questions aren't helping."
"Hey!" Ron said in defence of Hermione
"What?" Harry glared at him "This isn't British TV so I don't get why she can question me with about fifty questions at the same time"
"What's TV?"
"Ask your father" Harry sighed
"So, the meeting went well then?" Daphne asked
"You should know, you heard all of it" Harry leaned back against the wall
"How did you know we heard all of it?" Astoria asked
"Would you believe me if I told you all that little dust fairies told me?"
"What? Really?" Ron asked as the rest of them shook their heads apart from Hermione who had to ask a question.
"Do they actually exist?" She asked, excited at the idea of learning about new creatures
"Congratulations" Harry said dryly "you have two idiots in the room, that's higher than most rooms" He turned to the twins "show me the ears"
"Fine" Fred handed him a pair of extendable ears
"Don't know how you know" George said
"But as long as you don't cause trouble for us"
"Me? Cause trouble? Never" Harry said with an amused smile as he began examining the ear "it's not bad, did you make it yourselves?"
"Yep" The twins nodded proudly
"Hmm, is it water proof?" Harry asked
"Waterproof?" They blinked
"Yeah, you know how your ears can get water in them and it's hard to hear? I imagine it's the same for the ears"
"We didn't think of that" Fred said to George
"I know" George sighed
"It's still brilliant work" Harry complimented them and their faces lit up again "I'm rather impressed"
"You've impressed Harry" Adrian said to the twins dramatically before bowing down "We're not worthy" he chanted
"Damn right" The twins straightened up and puffed their chesses out
"Oh Merlin" Daphne shook her head with amusement
"The ice queen too?" Adrian blinked "You too really are good"
"Are you calling your future sister-in-law an ice queen?" Daphne asked sweetly as she pulled Harry's wand out. Adrian paled slightly, Harry's wand didn't have the trace and he remembered what happened the last time he pissed Daphne off.
"No! Definitely not!" He put his hands up
"Ha" Harry laughed and gently took his wand back from Daphne "well done, you've got him completely under your control"
"Well, compared to you he's relatively tame" Daphne wiped some imaginary dust off her shoulders
"I'm not arguing with that" Adrian shook his head as if to say 'no he wasn't'
"I'm sort about mum" Ginny apologised
"It's not your fault I think your mum is a…." Harry trailed off as he tried to think up appropriate description
"Harpy?" Ginny supplied
"Loudmouth?" Fred guessed
"Banshee?" George guessed
"I was going to say complete and utter bitch but yeah, let's go with those" Harry said
"Hey, don't insult my mum!" Ron said
"Do forgive me but I plan to spend a lot of time insulting your mother" Harry replied
"Oh yeah?! What if I insult your mum?!"
"You won't live to tell anybody about it!" Harry's head snapped to Ron and his eyes turned yellow, Ron suddenly remembered that he was in the room with the defeater of Voldemort and gulped before backing away. Harry calmed down slightly and his eyes turned back to green.
"You're doing that a lot now" Ginny noticed
"I don't have to hide it anymore" Harry shrugged "I can show the true me now"
"Are you human?" Astoria asked
"Tori!" Daphne blurted out in surprise at her sisters blunt question
"I am…sort of human" Harry answered
"How does that work?" Adrian asked
"In a very complicated way" Harry replied
"How did you manage to become a snake monster?" Fred asked
"Come on old bean, you can tell us" George encouraged him
"Let's just say it was very painful and leave it at that" Harry said with a look that said move on
"How come you aren't in Azkaban?" Hermione said suddenly "You hunted muggles, you've stole and killed, why aren't you in prison?"
"First of all, there's no way in hell that Azkaban could hold me" Harry replied
"Are you really that arrogant to think that you can just pop in and out of Azkaban anytime you want?"
"Yes, because I've done it before" Harry said, their eyes all widened at that particular piece of news "As for why…"
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