"Mother-in-law, what's wrong with you? Your face is a bit red, do you have a fever?"
Like a dense protagonist, Eiji placed one of his hands on Mrs. Yukinoshita's forehead and did not forget to show a worried expression on his handsome face.
Mrs. Yuigahama who saw that rolled her eyes because as Eiji's woman and arguably knew him very well, she knew he deliberately did that to seduce Mrs. Yukinoshita.
How could he not know she was embarrassed that she might think of something immoral after hearing of their relationship?
[Host, you are too skillful.]
'Thank you Miss System.'
[Actually it was sarcasm.]
Eiji ignored Miss System's sarcasm and thought it was a compliment to him.
[Hehe my king, you should put those two beautiful milfs together in one bed tonight!]
Leme whispered like a devil.
Many people out there wouldn't be able to resist her advances.
But Eiji? He won't disappoint the expectations of the beautiful women on him!
That means I'll do my best.
"Ah." Mrs. Yukinoshita gasped at the touch of her future son-in-law and his handsome face so close before her eyes. She took a step back before saying, "I'm fine Eiji-kun. It's hot here, my skin might be a little burned from it."
To prove it, she fanned her face with one of her hands.
Even so, her heartbeat was beating faster than usual.
Eiji's hearing that was as sharp as Superman's could certainly hear his mother-in-law's heartbeat.
He smiled amusedly in his heart but he did not show it on the surface and looked up at the clear sky above him. "Well, the weather seems to be too hot for the skin of beautiful women like mother-in-law. So, I'll change it to make it cooler."
"Huh?"
Not only Mrs. Yukinoshita, but Mrs. Yuigahama was also surprised because after Eiji said that, the sun that was shining brightly above their heads was quickly covered by clouds.
The previously hot weather also turned cool.
That phenomenon certainly made many people at Kuoh Academy wonder but since it made them more comfortable, they didn't think much of it and were happy about it.
"Fufu. Eiji-kun, you're amazing." Mrs. Yuigahama quickly recovered from her shock because this wasn't the first time she saw Eiji's superpower.
She was praising the boy— ah no, she was praising her future husband and Yui's stepfather.
"Humbly, it was just a little effort on my part. Now mother-in-law can feel more comfortable."
Eiji said that while wrapping his arms around Mrs. Yuigahama's plump waist.
Many male students passing by couldn't help but be envious that not only were there beautiful girls at school, Eiji also seemed to have an ambiguous relationship with a very beautiful Milf figure!
This boy...
Can someone blow him up?
This world is too unfair to the other men who live around Eiji!
"You did this, Eiji-kun? Thank you. As expected of my future son-in-law."
Mrs. Yukinoshita knew Eiji was no ordinary boy, but she was still a little surprised by the things he could do.
She praised him but also frowned when she saw him hugging Mrs. Yuigahama's waist.
What is this?
Am I feeling jealous?
No, no way.
Mrs. Yukinoshita denied the familiar feeling in her heart.
Eiji was the fiancé of her two daughters, she must not feel that way about him because otherwise— how would people think of the Yukinoshita family head in the future?
The old cow that ate the younger grass?
But Mrs. Yuigahama seemed to be the same age as her...
Even so, not only did she marry off her two daughters to a boy. She herself also wants to remarry the same boy as her daughters?
This news will become a joke among other wealthy families.
As a woman who is oriented towards the family's progress and reputation, Mrs. Yukinoshita is now trying to control her emotions so as not to go too far.
Marrying off her two daughters to the same boy was her limit.
Still, she seemed to have underestimated the power of her future son-in-law.
The rules and views of society are nothing more than a piece of paper that she can color and shape at will.
"As long as my mother-in-law is happy."
Eiji was humble and not arrogant, at least that's what he thought. Sensing Yuigahama, Yukino and Haruno walking back towards them, he reluctantly removed his arm from Mrs. Yuigahama's waist.
It was not that he was worried about Yuigahama's reaction when he dated his mother, but because he thought Mrs. Yuigahama was still not ready to tell her daughter about this.
However, Eiji didn't know that the woman had just made a decision in her heart. She whispered something quite surprising in his ear.
"Mom, what are you whispering to Eiji?" Seeing what her mother was doing, Yuigahama couldn't help but ask curiously.
Not only that...
Aren't the two of them too close?
Mrs. Yuigahama looked at her daughter with a gentle smile and said, "I was just telling Eiji-kun how much Yui likes him that she often talks about him at home."
Women are natural actors, Eiji thought.
What Mrs. Yuigahama whispered to him was definitely not what she said although it still had to do with her daughter liking him.
"Ehhh! Mom, what nonsense did you say to him?!" Yuigahama blushed, she was panicking but instead of shifting her gaze to Eiji.
Instead, she looked at Yukino who had her arm hugged by her.
"Y-Yukino, you misunderstand! I don't like Eiji at all!"
"So Yui hates me? I'm sad. I thought our relationship was special."
[I know Yuigahama is just too shy to admit that she likes me. Gosh, I want to tease her.]
Eiji made a 'sad' expression and his shoulders drooped. But anyone who could hear his inner voice knew he was pretending!
They were amused except Yuigahama who rolled her eyes and looked at Eiji flatly. "Eiji, don't tease me!"
Especially in front of Yukino.
There was also her older sister and mother who heard what you said. Are you crazy?
After all, you're Yukino's fiance!
Wait, I remember you're now also engaged to Haruno!
Y-You're so greedy.
"Yui, ignore Eiji and actually... You don't need to bother denying the obvious."
"....?" Yuigahama looked at Yukino whom she already considered as her best friend in confusion.
What did she mean?
"Yukino, sorry. But, what are you saying?"
Yukino sighed and smiled wryly. "Yui, do you think the people who watched you around Eiji all this time didn't realize you liked him?"
"Although Eiji is very perverted and a bastard for boarding more than one boat at the same time, he's also very handsome so I wouldn't blame you if you fell in love with him."
"...!" Yuigahama froze and she was so shocked that her face was very hot.
Did her emotions show clearly on her face?
I'm embarrassed!
Is there a hole around here? I want to get into it!
"Mother-in-law, wasn't Yukino a bit rude to her fiancé again?" Eiji complained to his mother-in-law because of what her daughter said.
"Yukino... Have you forgotten what I said earlier?" Mrs. Yukinoshita glared at Yukino again.
She was siding with her future son-in-law rather than her own daughter.
Yukino was a little sad and glared at Eiji because he now dared to use her mother to bully her.
"Eiji...!"
"Yukino." Mrs. Yukinoshita called her second daughter's name again for the second time in less than a minute.
That was definitely not a good thing.
Although the current Yukino could defeat the woman with her power, how could she defeat her own mother?
She pouted and snorted while folding her arms.
"Sorry, I won't repeat it again."
"Yukino, it's okay. I think you who are angry are also very cute like a cat." Eiji teased the girl who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside.
Yukino gritted her teeth, she really wanted to bite her fiancé.
Even so, his sweet words also made her heart feel sweet.
This guy...
I really like him.
He's obviously bullying me but I'm enjoying it.
Yukino didn't realize she might have a hidden M fetish.
However, Eiji realized this and wondered should he play S&M games with the girl when they exercised in the future?
...
Time flies.
The school festival had ended and the students were dismantling their respective class stands.
Eiji was not one of those students because earlier he was busy walking around with his group of beautiful women.
Before his mother-in-law, Mrs. Yukinoshita went home with Haruno and Yukino. She informed him that tomorrow night there was an engagement party between her and her two daughters. So, he should come to the Yukinoshita family residence.
The party would definitely be attended by people from wealthy families and instead of being nervous, Eiji casually said he would definitely come.
Mrs. Yukinoshita was satisfied with her future son-in-law's answer.
'Unfortunately...'
He sighed.
'It's impossible to do it with my mother-in-law tonight."
'I also have an appointment with Mrs. Yuigahama later tonight.'
Eiji was a little disappointed but at the same time excited.
His emotions like this made Miss System and Leme fall silent.
As for Yuigahama who was caught liking him?
She ran away shortly after the previous conversation because she was too embarrassed to confront Eiji.
No one made a fuss about it, even Mrs. Yukinoshita thought it was natural that her future son-in-law was so popular that her daughter's friend liked him.
She didn't think much about whether Yuigahama became her daughter's rival or not because in her opinion, Yuigahama wasn't a threat at all.
If he joined Eiji's harem, it was a good thing because she could help Yukino to compete with her other sisters.
This woman's way of thinking was really flexible but considering Yuigahama's mother was also one of Eiji's women.
Mrs. Yukinoshita couldn't help but think of something.
'Miss System, check—'
Sitting on Bench-kun, one of the long benches in the schoolyard when the sun was about to set.
Eiji just wanted to check his reward today but he didn't finish his words because he saw two familiar girls approaching him.
"Seiya-kun, we finally found you. Can we talk for a moment?"
"Cherry, Tsukimi, sure. What do you need from me?"
They were Sakuraba and Tsukimi who had quarreled with Hose earlier this noon.
Eiji looked at the two girls casually because although they were pretty, his women were prettier.
Even so, he still liked to look at the beauty as if he was looking at a natural landscape.
"By the way, where's Hose? You two aren't with him?"
Eiji pretended not to know about their quarrel.
The two girls' expressions became grim for a moment but Sakuraba immediately shook her head with a rather flirtatious smile?
"We don't know where he is now. But you're right Seiya-kun, Hose-kun has been playing with our feelings all this time."
"He's so selfish that when his true face is revealed, he doesn't hesitate to say cruel things to both of us."
There was hatred in Sakuraba's eyes when she said that.
[To make a girl who loves you so much hate you... Hose boy, you deserve to be the villain who gets the green hat from the protagonist.]
[The protagonist is not Joro of course but who else if not me?]
The heroines fell silent.
Many of them didn't know whether to call Eiji very consistent or him very greedy!
Especially Pansy, she immediately guessed that the girl Eiji was talking about was probably Sakuraba or Runa.
Or maybe both.
She didn't hate them, but was annoyed when they kept pushing her on Hose in the past.
But now if those two girls also became Eiji's women...
Hose would definitely feel green and she was interested to see that.
"Oh."
Eiji's reaction was dull, he didn't look surprised or interested to hear they finally knew Hose's true face.
Sakuraba bit her pink lips and said, "Actually we'd like to ask for your help to get revenge."
"Heh... Isn't this like the plot in a movie? Interesting but what can I get out of helping you guys? Don't expect me to help you guys for free just because you're Pansy's junior high school friends." Eiji looked at the two girls in front of him indifferently, but the afternoon sunlight shining on his blond hair made him more handsome.
Sakuraba wanted to reply, but she and Runa were a little dazed and their cheeks were hot.
Eiji was too handsome, right?
Before because they were crazy about Hose, they turned a blind eye to that boy's good looks but now? They couldn't help but stare at his face with mesmerized gazes.
[Hehe my king, this will be easy.]
'Leme, be quiet for a moment. I'm trying to be cool right now.'
[Okay king!]
Leme was more obedient than Miss System which made Eiji relieved.
[Hey what do you mean I'm disobedient?]
Miss System complained.
'Isn't what I said right? You're my system but you don't let me see your true appearance.'
Eiji also complained.
[Hm... That's right. Forget what I said earlier as if you never heard it. By the way...! I don't understand what you mean by my true appearance!]
This woman...
You keep pretending to be like your host.
Eiji usually liked it when his women tried to imitate his habits but not Miss System!
"That..." Hearing Eiji's cold words, Sakuraba was sad and looked at each other with Runa.
Actually they didn't think the boy would refuse at first because they were Pansy's junior high school friends and were confident in their appearance.
Although not as beautiful as Pansy, they were pretty girls with above average figures.
Except for Hose who liked to pretend to be a dense protagonist, no boy had ever rejected them.
They didn't suspect Eiji was pretending because they knew unlike the hypocritical Hose, Eiji didn't even bother to hide that he had a harem at school.
There were many beautiful girls including Pansy around him.
So it was probably natural that their looks weren't enough to make him help them for free.
"What do you want? As long as I can make Hose regret doing that to us. I don't mind doing anything for you."
"Tsukimi, you..."
Even Sakuraba did not expect that Runa was willing to pay a high price to get revenge on Hose.
After all, this idea of revenge originally came from her and she dragged the girl along with her.
However, when looking at Runa's hot gaze that was fixed on Eiji's face. She suddenly understood something and was so surprised that her cheeks turned red.
"I, I will also do anything for you, Seiya-kun. As long as I'm capable, I'll do it!"
Sakuraba also couldn't resist serving herself on a plate.
Eiji was like a wolf looking at the two fresh meats in front of him. Ahem, it was just a joke.
But...
"You two said something dangerous to a man with a harem. Aren't you worried I'll ask for something like your bodies?"
He wanted to test how far these two girls would agree to his request.
"I don't mind."
"If Seiya-kun wants it... That's not impossible."
Runa and Sakuraba answered shyly.
Eiji sighed.
[Pansy, your two junior high school friends said they wouldn't mind giving their bodies to me to get revenge on Hose. Aren't they crazy? Do they think I'm the blonde villain in the NTR novel?]
You're not?
The heroines including Pansy had the same question.
Hose was pathetic but he deserved it for being trash.
So if Eiji wanted to take Sakuraba and Runa for himself, many of them could only say...
Approved!
"Then... How about you two become my maids?"
Unlike the herbivorous protagonists who never even thought of asking for this kind of thing and would just help people for free.
Oh don't forget, there was also the hypocritical type who would help for free with the intention of seducing pretty girls.
But hey he is Eiji Seiya. Unlike the other men, he was a cultured man who at this point wouldn't bother to do that kind of routine.
[Host, do you need a mirror to look at yourself when you flick your bangs?]
'When did I flick my bangs?'
[Maybe you want to do it now to show how handsome and cultured you are?]
'Hmm... Interesting, but no.'
Eiji replied seriously.
Miss System clicked her tongue.
[Do you realize I'm mocking you?]
'What? You're mocking me?'
Eiji was so surprised that he wanted to cover his mouth with his hand if not for Sakuraba and Runa in front of him.
Miss System was silent.
Her host defeated her in a verbal battle perhaps she should give him a smaller gift box as his next reward?
I want revenge too!
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