Hola!
(I know it's only Tuesday, but eh, when you gotta update, you gotta update.)
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*Fumiko's POV*
Today was the day.
THE day.
tHE dAy.
Eh.
Today was the day that Carrot-sensei asked us to meet in front of the dango shop. But now that I think about it, why the dango shop?
Eh.
She asked us to meet at nine o'clock, sharp.
However...
Naruto told me about his sensei, the copycat ninja, Kakashi Hatake, and how he was alyways late, except for missions. He also... expressed... how lame his excuses were.
So, after a few moments of thought, I thought I'd pull what he called a 'Kakashi'.
By being extremely late.
Hours late.
Four hours, if I'm not wrong.
I'm never wrong.
Except for that time when I mistook a fork in the road as a shortcut.
Also when I thought Torra the Devil Cat had gone down the stairs instead of up.
Also...
Oh.
Nevermind then.
I rushed out the door, slamming it shut behind me, scaring a few nearby pedestrians. I mean, I may as well appear as if I actually didn't know that I'm this late. Which I do know I'm late but I need to appear in a rush as if I'm unknowingly late and sorry about my tardiness which-
Uh...
Big brain time.
I abruptly halted in the middle of the street, which caused a little mess involving twenty chickens, a weed whacker and ten cans of rainbow colored paint, but that's not relevant to the story. Author-chan can go make a 'The Chickens, The Weed Whacker and The Paint' chapter if she wanted to describe it so much.
And yes, she, Author-chan is female, you sexist bunch!
So.
In the middle of the street, I thought of something incredibly stupid.
I wAs a NiNjA!
I cAn gO pOoF.
And so I went poof.
Right on top of Taiyo, which got a lot of stares.
Such irrelevance.
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hi.
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-A very tired Author-chan at three in the morning.