I'm Probably Not The Handsome Monkey King: Odyssey To The North
To Yun Jieshi, it seemed that life had a way more ominous meaning than he had previously imagined. He had never asked for much in all his twenty-whatever years of living. His dream was to make up for all that he had missed, all he was never taught about half of his heritage, his culture.
Who really was Sun Wukong? Was he better than Superman?
What really was an Immortal? Was it a greater existence than a Celestial?
Did Pangu really make the world with his very own body?
Why was Faye Wong so damn cool?!
So many questions!
The reward for Yun Jieshi’s curiosity and devotion, however, was a whole new adventure in an alternate world, mystical and mysterious in nature.
Graced with magnificent powers and privileges, the little monkey must head North, not as the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, but as the Discount Sage, Lesser than Most…for a time.
Into the cold, into the bizarre, grand stories await his ears and eyes.
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Author's Note:
Please be sure to read the Auxillary Chapter to find out if this story is to your tastes or not.
Also, please don't complain too hard about the cover. I'm not trying to be obnoxious with the Chinese characters pasted on it. I just haven't found a better cover yet.
Table of contents
- Read Me Before You Proceed, Daoist!2025-02-04 21:29
- 1Prologue2025-02-04 23:21
- 2Chapter 1: Dumped Under The White Pine2025-02-04 23:22
- 3Chapter 2: My Part For Filial Piety2025-02-04 23:22
- 4Chapter 3: Little Curiosity Born On The Precipice2025-02-04 23:22
- 5Chapter 4: Sap For The Fiends, Sap For The Living2025-02-04 23:22
- 6Chapter 5: Discount Ruyi Jingu Bang!2025-02-05 20:47
- 7Chapter 6: Lower Southern Plateau2025-02-06 18:45
- 8Chapter 7: A True Man Dares To Act2025-02-06 18:45
- 9Chapter 8: Shuang Fingers2025-02-07 20:37
- 10Chapter 9: Tailing the Enemy2025-02-07 20:38
- 11Chapter 10: The Little Monkey and The Giant Fish I2025-02-08 18:58
- 12Chapter 11: The Little Monkey and The Giant Fish II2025-02-08 18:59
- 13Chapter 12: The Little Monkey and The Giant Fish III2025-02-10 17:45
- 14Chapter 13: Scales For My Amusement2025-02-10 17:46
- 15Chapter 14: How Suddenly The Morning Comes In Winter2025-02-11 17:37
- 16Chapter 15: The Goal Is The Pulsing Lights2025-02-14 18:04
- 17Chapter 16: The Sage Mediates For Fire and Ice2025-02-15 17:56
- 18Chapter 17: A Sage Without The Nine Great Keys2025-02-17 17:35
- 19Chapter 18: Not Your Average Jade Imp2025-02-18 17:22
- 20Chapter 19: Against Lightning Masked As Bone2025-02-20 17:40
- 21Chapter 20: The Great Gap2025-02-21 18:33
- 22Chapter 21: The Man In The Armor2025-02-24 18:18
- 23Chapter 22: Two Brothers, Two Hares, One Woman2025-02-25 20:05
- 24Chapter 23: Aiding The Phantom2025-03-04 18:35
- 25Chapter 24: The Dark Reward For A Misdeed2025-03-05 18:15
- 26Chapter 25: Throes of The Discount Sage2025-03-06 18:28
- 27Chapter 26: The Adversary, The Enemy and The Trap2025-03-10 17:44
- 28Chapter 27: The Cabin and The Host2025-03-11 20:17
- 29Chapter 28: Snooping Guest2025-03-14 22:37
- 30Chapter 29: A Little Game of Tea I2025-03-19 19:26
- 31Chapter 30: A Little Game of Tea II2025-03-20 19:06
- 32Chapter 31: A Fair Exchange2025-03-24 19:54
- 33Chapter 32: Little Monkey In The Divine Corner2025-04-01 18:09
- 34Chapter 33: Xun, Kuon and Monsters2025-04-01 18:09
- 35Chapter 34: Don't Touch The Flowers2025-04-02 18:45
- 36Chapter 35: Little Garden In Enemy Territory2025-04-07 17:32
- 37Chapter 36: Warm, Drunken Pleasures2025-04-07 17:32
Volume 1 :Into The Frost Bizarre
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